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straight-outta-exo: Title: Forget Him Genre: Smut Characters: Reader (Y/n) / Park Chanyeol Notes: WHY DO I ONLY WRITE SMUT WHAT THE FUCK Warnings: Language - Hickies - Slapping - Alcohol - Dirty Talk - Oral -x-x-x- You slouched, face squished on

bumbakvetch: ycontuespiritu: freexcitizen: memewhore: Truly on a higher plane than the rest of us. I want to kick the shit out of the person who posted this what’s this say? I can’t read

shit i was supposed to post this yesterday some folks requested john birthday art; march 31 is kind of a fanon birthday tho? but you know what who cares sherlock is naked i borrowed the phrase on sherlock’s cake from another great birthday fanart

geekyamazon: flawless I love this. I love the idiots who read shit on the net and don’t immunize themselves Or their children. I work in the medical field doing overseas contract work and have seen lots of people die because of ignorance of thing

Can’t get enough of this Yiff shit! This image is taken from my ongoing free shout story “Mother of Gods.” Art is by Imaranax on Deviantart. Read the story right here on Tumblr!

amimaj: nicoleartist: tariqah: ICONIC Now that im actually learning how to animatethis op is really blowing me away every second. how on earth,

Read from left to right~Ughh, I didn’t plan on doing anything for the first day but then…this happened and I’m a bit late <”D So I haven’t got time to do it in my normal style This piece is made for:#JaspisBombOct 1st - Argument….then

awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again” i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.

futureshocked294: therealsongbirddiamondback: ageeksnerdyworld: therealsongbirddiamondback: inhumansforever: ageeksnerdyworld: Reasons To Hate The Inhumans: Caps because I’m on mobile & there’s no boldface…. 1. They are X-Men rip-offs.

Laying on the beach, reading your confessions. Come on guys, you can do better. I’m horny and want some good shit to read.

tfw you wanna be a great ally and you wanna kick some racist butts but you’re both too uninformed to know how to help best and too mentally ill to learn all the stuff needed to argue shit properly, let alone well enough to remember it all

notevendrugs-justawkwardlyweird:fuckingconversations: nevver: What’s wrong with this picture? Idk, maybe they’re reading about the history around them. Have you ever been to the Louvre? There are a shit-ton of apps you can download to help you

madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe loki,

gateway-2000:gateway-2000: first game to ever scare the shit out of you? horror or not. I’ve been reading the tags on this post and i relate so much to all of you, i love the replies on this sm. the earliest game i remember scaring the shit out of

~Support me on Patreon~~Read series from beginning~<Page 4 - Page 5 - Page 6>DDD:Edit: This website is shit so I’m continuing this comic on Pillowfort, forward link takes you there, sorry for any inconvenience.

issiekay: okay everyone’s all gung-ho about reblogging artists and everything and that is GREAT don’t get me wrong but as an writer, can we get a little love too? If you read our shit on tumblr and liked it? REBLOG IT.Ao3? KUDOS. Hell, really fucking

Oh wow. Just how many times do I have to read on the forums that the assassin job change quest is bugged? Seriously fRO staff, it’s a SECOND JOB. It’s BASIC SHIT, it SHOULD NOT be bugged. (Then again, back when I made my AB, the AB quest was

“The forums aren’t used that much.”Look. I can’t fucking babysit every single guild member all the fucking time and pester them into registering on the forums. Also, reading between the lines makes me think that I just fucking

thisishangingrockcomics: #justnonconfrontationalthings: when they get your order wrong somewhere but you’re so overly sympathetic to the plight of food service work you take the coffee that you did not want and thank them bc the thought of making

harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on

literallysnokoplasm: i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead

$speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus$

speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus

i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.

koujaku eating out noiz while noiz is just groaning out shit like “eat my fucking ass,” and “does my boy pussy taste good?” maybe pushing his ass back onto koujaku’s tongue. starting to fuck himself on the hot, wet tongue. spreading his own

blacksteelgajeel: novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse but rather than go on some journey

whyisthisracistpersonsodumb: ave-atque-vale: [Image description: screenshot of Facebook photo and its comment page. Photo shows white girl displaying mehndi on her hands. The relevant comment reads, “Love it! I like how it looks on people with light

thegirlwithcaramelskin: black—lamb: octoberacid: broadlybrazen: [Image description: screenshot of Facebook photo and its comment page. Photo shows white girl displaying mehndi on her hands. The relevant comment reads, “Love it! I like how

justinspoliticalcorner:Robert Reich puts the smackdown on Bruce Rauner. .@RBReich has a good read on Bruce Rauner and Robber Barons: https://t.co/LsniavU476 #twill #ILGov #RealRauner pic.twitter.com/lisssr1ShX— Justin Gibson (@JGibsonDem) February

bonitaapplebelle: fedupblackwoman: vonricco: Saw this shit on IG and almost lost my breath. I saw the pic before reading the caption. And instantly liked it because of the two magnificent women it featured. But I scrolled down to see this nonsense.

crime-she-typed: monroeler3b: nikko-sky: PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!I usually wouldn’t share something so vulgar but she asked to spread the story so I am informing you guys just to take precaution and be safe. Here’s the story of Kristina and Marcus

erikadprice: officialaphnetherlands:ancientnorthmartian:“Doctors who spent years studying the human body”Do you mean doctors who spent years learning about abled white cis men’s bodiesdo you know anything about the world besides what you read on

glxwandr: Please take some time to read this.On 19/4, a water park in Hanoi, Vietnam called ‘Ho Tay’ opened for free admission from 8AM-10AM (GMT+7). The chaos was terrifying, when the staff decided to close the gate due to overcrowded. Many people

rasec-wizzlbang: cocobutterbella: rasec-wizzlbang: frog-and-toad-are-friends: rasec-wizzlbang: severalowls: rasec-wizzlbang: sindilex: rasec-wizzlbang: jesus-lizard-journal: rasec-wizzlbang: rasec-wizzlbang: Can someone calculate for me the

cleophatracominatya: browngirlsgang: Yasmin Yonis taking us to school - please read the link I be tryna put ppl on man…this anti-blackness is not just reserved for the whites…the rest of y'all be hating too. *DJ Khaled Voice* they don’t want

kingjaffejoffer: I was reading this New York Times profile on the owner of WSHH and he was openly wondering why his site’s traffic has declined the last two years instead of growing like other large media sites. Like the fact that he regularly showcases

You wanna torture yourself? Go read the comments on a vladtv video interview of a pornstar on YouTube. Any video of any pornstar.

black–lamb: gunzonyatmblr: revyspite: pussy-on-da-chainwax: deepinthebootyassnigga: 56blogsstillcrazy: This deserves a read @pussy-on-da-chainwax That is so amazing. I hope Donald burns in the deepest pits of hell. Some men deserve a lot

on model minorities & the appropriation of black struggle

madeinthexf: Catching up on Tumblr is like reading a book backwards. You get all the nuanced references and reactions far before you have any idea what the fuck anyone is talking about.

tarynel: tarynel: Top five ain’t shit nigga names? Lmfao bruh the notes on this post make me laugh so much. Best post I’ve ever done 😂😂😂

the-movemnt: Elizabeth Warren read Coretta Scott King’s letter on Facebook Live after Republicans shut her downfollow @the-movemnt

beachdeath: taylor swift invites me to her Reputation Secret Session listening party. i know that this means taylor’s read my blog, and she must know i’m not super happy with this album cycle. so i’m on my best behaviour, trying hard to be nice

awkwardassbitch: jiahpleasechill: thagoodthings: Yall hop on Twitter !!!! oh shit!!!! It’s fake all fake don’t even waste your time! It’s an attempt to tell people not to believe everything they read on the Internet… Fake or not Zola’s

awkwardassbitch: empressrarapo: awkwardassbitch: jiahpleasechill: thagoodthings: Yall hop on Twitter !!!! oh shit!!!! It’s fake all fake don’t even waste your time! It’s an attempt to tell people not to believe everything they read on the

harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on

lolsofunny: holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said. With that

jetix:jetix:Get rid of “Read” indicators on all messengers ever lolIts stupid were at a point where people are anxious to just open and read a message without the other person throwing a fit if they arent responded to immediately

azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey

bumbakvetch: ycontuespiritu: freexcitizen: memewhore: Truly on a higher plane than the rest of us. I want to kick the shit out of the person who posted this what’s this say? I can’t read

lolsofunny: holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said. With that

rosiesays: rjturtle9 reblogged your post: If you’re anti-feminism, then you’re anti-women. This is the stupidest post I have ever read on the Internet. And I have read so much stupid shit in the past! Stupid cunt. This guy also reblogged a gif of

bumbakvetch: ycontuespiritu: freexcitizen: memewhore: Truly on a higher plane than the rest of us. I want to kick the shit out of the person who posted this what’s this say? I can’t read

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

The Beauty of Islam

communismkills: betterthanbacon: alonmg-politics: akatriel-rowanborn: BURN IT WITH FIRE AND POUR ON THE BRAIN BLEACH, WHAT DID I JUST READ?! WTF DID I JUST READ!? WHAT THE SHIT? Never accept cookies from her.

rhinocio: For anyone wanting something to read between T Series releases and/or here for the sin, I’ve just written up a one-shot based on Jen’s Hot Pursuit AU called Concupiscence

ok so i had watched up to like episode 18 or something of attack on titan and tbh i was kinda meh on it but then i got bored and watched what i could on hulu and apparently ALL THE SHIT HITS THE FAN AT ONCE and so i proceeded to read all of the released

sexually-frustrated-doitsu: have you ever read a smut fic that ended up having a really good plot and destroyed your feelings and youre just like i didnt sign up for this shit all i wanted was my otp to do the butt thing

“Lucina put her arm about Severa’s waist awkwardly, so the entire world could see her horrible taste in women and clothes on display.”when i read…. that line…. i litera ll y lost m y shit the most perfect description of this

otomebunny: Internally screaming through this whole sub story, and had a huge shit eating smile on my face the entire read.

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